It's the culture, man
Posted on Oct. 16, 2008 at 3:46 p.m. Posted by FonzYou know what needs to be exterminated, like, now? The Ying-Yang Twins, and the whole "durty south" thang. More on this later...
So I'm driving down the street the other night, and there's tons of parties, so I'm going real slow because of all the people crossing the streets and stuff. There's a group of real young black dudes - probably fresh out of high school - that passed in front of me, but ONE of them (for no reason) wanted to feel better about himself or something...
As his curtious pals saw my car coming down the street, they picked up the pace to get out of my way, which is not expected, but appreciated - This one fucktard turned square at me and stood in the middle of the street so that I couldn't pass. My car came to a complete stop, which was unnecessary, and he stared me down taking a slow drag of his cigarette. He made me wait. For no reason. He just wanted to control somebody else's life for a moment. OOOOOHHH did that piss me off! And he knew it did, which is why he did it. I'm thinking - If I honk, he'll stay even longer and maybe damage my car somehow in retaliation.
Now I've got a decision to make. Do I get out and uppercut him? Or should I be the bigger man, show no reaction, and give him no satisfaction of knowing that he ruined my night.
What gives people the urge to mess with others? This stupid fucking desire to be "better" than somebody else, or prove something that doesnt even matter? Or is it just "gangsta" culture? I swear, I have NEVER tested somebody's balls for the thrill of it (i might know some gay dudes that have, but you know what I mean). That fucking asshole tested me, backed down just before I snapped, and ran away as if he had just "made me his bitch". Give me a fucking break. Who the fuck does that?! Next time, I'm gonna run you the fuck over, then put it in reverse and do it over and over and over until the whole city is watching and they all know - You are not cool. You are not "hard". you are a fucking clown. And the Yin-Yang Twins are dorks.
We've all been in that situation. Someone wants to show that they "just don't give a fuck" and nothing can faze them. They will purposely put other people in uncomfortable situations so that they can see if the person will snap or if they will calmly wait while the aggressor finishes their little tantrum and goes about their way. What the foolish kid doesn't realize is that one day, he is going to run into someone who is just as stupid as he is, and will take that little test of masculinity and take it to the next level, and run the kid the fuck over. Then what? Now you have two ruined lives over something small and trivial that only happened because someone thought that they had to show their friends that they had balls. I'd love to sit down with someone like that, give them a real straight look, and just ask what their deal is. The funny yet sad thing is, they probably wouldn't even have an answer. They'd probably try and start a fight with me instead because I had the "nerve" to question their actions.
Fuck it, kill em' all and let God sort em' out........